allister-flowerster:

unironic-enthusiast:

Positive alternative to “the walk of shame”: 

“Got Laid Parade”

Yes.

“stride of pride”

“post-cock walk”

“just-touched-a-butt strut”

“took off my pants dance”

“g-spot trot”

“had fun with the clit, time to split”

klefable:

i am constantly torn between ‘i dont need anyone’ and ‘hey you please fall in love with me’